Chapter 160: A Romantic Encounter at Wild Boar Ridge

Ming Dai and Zhou Sinian watched everything clearly from the branches, almost laughing themselves to stitches over the two men.

Ming Dai directed the wild boar bride back into her spatial dimension and continued to watch the scene unfold below.

A mountain breeze swept past, and the men on the ground were frozen awake by the chilly draft between their legs.

Scared out of their wits and peeing in their pants, they huddled together, trembling and looking around vigilantly.

Zhang San burst into tears on the spot. "Second Brother! There really is a wild boar spirit!"

Ge Er was still putting up a stubborn front. "B-bullshit! Supersition isn't allowed after the founding of the nation! It was just a wild boar from the mountain attacking us earlier!"

Zhang San's voice trembled. "Then where is the gun?! The gun is gone!"

At this, Ge Er was left speechless as well, since the gun had vanished from his hands out of thin air!

Despair washed over both of them: So what Wang Youcai said was true!

Zhang San could no longer hold it in. "Second Brother! Let's get out of here! Anyway, those things aren't ours to begin with! There's no need for us to throw our lives away here!"

Before Ge Er could reply, Ming Dai became unhappy; she hadn't had enough fun yet!

The next moment, that shrill, piercing voice rang out once more.

"Little brother, don't leave yet. Let's keep playing! H哈哈哈~~~"

Accompanied by the sound was the floating figure of the wild boar bride from earlier.

The familiar weight and the pungent, foul stench fell upon the two men once again—it was a completely raw, all-natural wild boar bride that had never taken a bath!!

Yelling at the top of their lungs in terror, the two men scrambled backward and tumbled straight into the deep pit they had dug earlier.

Seeing them fall in, Ming Dai willed the two wooden chests on the ground to lift into the air, treating the pair in the pit to an all-inclusive downpour of wild boar dung.

Soaked thoroughly by the overwhelming deluge of excrement, the two men in the pit screamed at the top of their lungs that there were ghosts, that there were ghosts, and scrambled upward with every ounce of strength they had.

Ming Dai gave them no chance to climb out whatsoever, maneuvering the wild boar bride to hover and spin right above the edge of the pit. Whenever anyone tried to climb up, the wild boar bride would reward them with another kiss and knock them right back down.

After being knocked back down several times in this fashion, the two men in the pit successfully passed out cold.

Confirming that they were knocked out, Ming Dai put the wild boar bride away into her space and quietly descended with Zhou Sinian.

Lifting the unconscious men out of the pit, Zhou Sinian wore gloves and pinched the napes of their necks to ensure they stayed deeply asleep.

Ming Dai produced a set of silver needles, had Zhou Sinian tear the men's clothes to shreds and toss them aside, and then administered several swift acupuncture stabs to their bodies.

Once she finished, she handed the men over to Zhou Sinian and turned her back.

Following Ming Dai's instructions, Zhou Sinian first gave the two a thorough beating, ensuring their bodies were covered in bruises of all sizes, and then shoved them around, rolling them back and forth in the pile of pig manure on the ground.

Finally, he took out the tufts of boar hair Ming Dai had prepared in advance and scattered them all over the men's bodies.

Satisfied that both of them looked thoroughly wretched, as if they had been brutally violated, Ming Dai nodded with approval!

She packed up all the wooden chests and the remaining pig manure from the scene—these were props to be saved for next time.

With everything settled, the two of them excitedly headed down the mountain, looking forward to tomorrow's good show.

During the spring plowing season, the villagers of Liujiawan all consciously woke up very early.

After finishing breakfast, everyone yawned and headed toward the village entrance, waiting to go to work in the fields.

Ming Dai and Zhou Sinian were there as well. Compared to the drowsiness of the others, the two of them, despite staying up all night, were instead full of energy and could hardly wait to watch the spectacle.

They didn't have to wait long before piercing, miserable screams echoed from Wild Boar Ridge, loud enough to reach Liujiawan far in the distance.

Here it comes! Here it comes!

The howling and crying were so wretched that they successfully scared away all the sleepiness from the villagers.

"What's going on? What's going on?!"

"Who is that?! Making such a racket at the crack of dawn!"

"Some mischievous kids from someone's family, I suppose?"

"Why does it sound like it's coming from Wild Boar Ridge?"

"Haha, could a wild boar have come down the mountain?"

While the villagers buzzed with discussion, Liu Dachu took the matter to heart. He was genuinely afraid of wild boars coming down the mountain, especially in case they ran into villagers who had gone up early!

Just to be safe, he called Liu Qingmin over, gathered the able-bodied young men of the village, and led them armed with shovels toward the direction of the noise.

The wailing cries grew closer and more miserable by the second, prompting Liu Dachu to quicken his pace.

He was terrified it might be some disobedient kid from the village who had sneaked up the mountain and gotten chased by a wild boar!

Before the group even reached the foot of the mountain, the wailing figures had already burst out from the trees!

They saw two pale white figures running out of the mountain completely bare!

Stark naked, wearing nothing at all except a coating of pitch-black pig manure!

This sight successfully baffled everyone in Liujiawan!

It was Liu Qingmin who reacted the fastest, shouting at the villagers who were rubbernecking behind him, "Hurry, women turn around! Turn around! Don't look!"

The more he told them not to look, the more the people in the back wanted to peek!

As a result, the entire village of Liujiawan exploded into chaos. Young wives and unmarried maidens covered their blushing faces and ran back toward the village; older matrons and aunties scolded them for being shameless while watching with great enthusiasm—my, weren't they pale and white!

Ming Dai stood with Zhou Sinian at the prime viewing spot, but before she could even appreciate her own masterpiece, she was hoisted up and spun around by Zhou Sinian.

"You're a girl, don't look!"

While he refused to let Ming Dai look, he himself watched with great relish, especially admiring the purplish-blue bruises all over the two men. They hadn't been very obvious at night, but after a night of settling, they looked quite artistic by now!

One had to admit that, following the tutoring in striking pressure points and dislocating joints, Zhou Sinian had been led astray by Ming Dai and was now beginning to take an interest in human anatomy art!

Upon seeing people, the stark-naked Ge Er and Zhang San were wildly excited, rushing forward to grab Liu Dachu and Liu Guoqiang, who had stepped up to block them.

Liu Dachu: !!! Why are you hugging me?!

Liu Guoqiang: Ahhh! I'm tainted now!!!

The two men struggled desperately, but having been terrified all night, Ge Er and Zhang San—having finally laid eyes on living people—clutched tightly around their waists and refused to let go. Despite the efforts of several burly men trying to pry them apart, they couldn't be detached from Liu Dachu and Liu Guoqiang.

In the end, with no other choice, Liu Guoqiang and Liu Dachu could only drag them back toward the village with dark, gloomy expressions.

After shooing the rubbernecking villagers off to work, the only ones left at the village entrance were a few key village cadres and those who openly stayed behind to watch the fun, such as Zhou Sinian and Ming Dai.

By this time, Liu Qingmin had found a tattered bedsheet to drape over the two men, so they were barely presentable.

However, the pair were still clinging on like drowning men to a straw of hope, refusing to let go of Liu Dachu and Liu Guoqiang, which made the two cadres hopping mad.

Liu Dachu tried forcefully prying them off, but the harder he pulled, the tighter the men hugged. Finally, compromising, he pinched his nose and asked,

"What on earth are you two? Why are you running into our village in broad daylight acting like hooligans?!"

Unfortunately, the two men had already been frightened out of their wits; one was screaming about a wild boar spirit while the other yelled for mercy!

Not a single one of them gave a coherent reply.

Just as everyone was wondering what to do next, Han Guoda, who had been watching the commotion without leaving, approached with a conflicted expression and spoke to the man clinging desperately to Liu Dachu.

"Ge Er? Is that Ge Er?"

Down at the mountain earlier, the faces of both men had been plastered so thickly with pig manure that he hadn't recognized them.

Just now, Ge Er had cried so hard that his tears had washed away some of the dung, allowing Han Guoda to recognize him as the Ge Er who frequently followed Director Ma of the Revolutionary Committee down to the commune.

However, the Ge Er of the present looked completely different from the imposing Ge Er he remembered trailing behind Director Ma all the time!!

If not for the highly distinctive mole on his face, he truly wouldn't have recognized him!

After asking a few times, it seemed that hearing the name Ge Er gave him a shred of security; he stared blankly at Han Guoda for a second before slowly loosening his grip on Liu Dachu and, before Han Guoda could react, latched right onto him instead.

Han Guoda: !!!!

The moment he regained his freedom, Liu Dachu bolted far away, massaging his sore waist with lingering fear as he stared at Ge Er, who was clinging for dear life to Han Guoda.

That had almost cost him his old life!

Nearby, Liu Guoqiang looked on with envy so intense he could almost cry!

Liu Qingmin walked up to Han Guoda, who was being choked until his eyes rolled back. "Captain Han, do you know these two?"

Han Guoda nodded laboriously. "They are Director Ma's men from the Revolutionary Committee."

The Revolutionary Committee?

Liu Qingmin exchanged a furrowed-brow glance with Liu Dachu, who had just shuffled over.

Compared to the folks from the commune, they were even less willing to cross paths with people from the Revolutionary Committee.

After thinking it over carefully, Liu Qingmin and Liu Dachu decided to ask no further questions. They called Fourth Uncle Liu to hitch up the wagon, intending to emulate Xihe Village and ship these two directly to the commune!

No matter what you came here for, as long as we pretend we don't know anything, it has nothing to do with Liujiawan!!